There’s no avoiding stress. Especially when it feels like everything around you is out of control. One of the best and most fun way to relieve that tension is sex–with a partner or solo. What if the walls in your home are thin or you’re trying to rub one out in between video meetings?
Luckily, orgasms are only a few minutes away when you reach for one of these quiet sex toys. Just because they’re easy on the ears doesn’t mean they lack the power to bring on earth shattering pleasure.
In fact, these toys will rock your world–on the down low.
We’ve curated a list of highly rated vibrators, dildos, and more for hands on stress relief. Some toys, like the glass dildo, don’t need batteries to work their magic. Others are rumbly but won’t wake up your roommate or kids.
The only thing we can’t guarantee is that you can stay quiet with one of these sex toys in your hand (or other private parts).
12 Quiet Sex Toys For When You Need to Relieve Stress
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Sometimes simple is best. Say “I do” when you slip on the small but mighty Ruby Finger vibrator. The curved mini-vibrator offers 30 minutes of pinpoint stimulation to your pleasure zones. Use it for a solo quickie or incorporate it into foreplay.
Craving something sweet and sexy? Satisfyer’s Sweet Treat rotating clit stimulator will have you screaming in delight. The “ice cream” top’s soft ridges rotate and vibrate–all while remaining whisper quiet. You’ll find delicious orgasms in one of its 10 settings. It’s also waterproof in case your only me time is in the shower.
If you prefer a no-frills, high quality bullet to rock your socks, look no further than Lady in Red. The luxurious silicone vibe is gently curved with a ribbed bulbous handle for non-slip grip. The waterproof and rechargeable vibe has 17 settings to choose from with a push of a button.
Orgasm in minutes with Womanizer’s patented pleasure air technology. Womanizer Liberty is the most compact of their award-winning vibrators. It fits in the palm of your hand and includes a magnetic cover to keep it dust free.
Tip: Get a free gift with your Womanizer Liberty (while supplies last)
Yes, you read that right: glass dildos. The unique sensation of ultra smoothness paired with the firmness of glass provides indescribable pleasure. The gorgeous Orange Tickler Glass Dildo has a nubby texture, making it fun for massage or insertion. We recommend trying it with your favorite water based lubricant.
Maybe you prefer to walk around your home as you relieve stress. Moxie by We-Vibe’s magnetic clip turns your undergarments into vibrating underwear. The slim silicone vibe is whisper quiet and can be controlled via the included remote or an app on your phone. Now you can vibe during your next video chat–with no one the wiser.
Upgrade your classic toy with the silicone Bunny Kisses from Evolved Novelties. Its petit size with bunny-eared clitoral stimulator is perfect for beginners. There’s two motors for double the pleasure.
For those who love multitasking toys, the Womanizer Duo combines pleasure air technology with a vibrating shaft for dual clitoris and G-spot stimulation. Best of all, Duo is equipped with the innovative Smart Silence Technology. Womanizer Duo only starts when it first comes into contact with your skin and will turn off automatically when the toy is pulled away from the body. Perfect for those whose roommates or kids barge into your room without knocking.
For penis owners who want a change of pace, try Lovehoney Hot Shot Warming Masturbator. Designed to mimic oral play, the toy heats up as it vibrates and pulses around the head of the penis. Reviewers were impressed by its quiet power. For best results, pair with your favorite water based lubricant.
Adventurous folks will enjoy this super quiet vibrating butt plug. The small silicone toy provides 7 patterns and 3 speeds. Wear it alone or combine it with one of the toys above for a full body orgasm.
This toy has received rave reviews from Bawdy Bookworms Insiders members for a good reason. njoy Fun Wand Stainless Steel Dildo is perfect for temperature play. Use the toy solo or with during oral play. Which side will be your favorite?
Which of these quiet sex toys is your favorite?
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