What’s in the Jingle My Bells Holiday Box
Santa Claus Is Going to Town On Me by Marie Lipscomb writing as M.L. Eliza + signed book plate
I’ve always hated Christmas, but this year will be different, because this year, I’m going to fuck Santa Claus!
When Holly wakes up on Christmas Eve to find an intruder in her home, she does what anyone else would; grabs her replica medieval broadsword and sneaks downstairs to deal with him.
But he isn’t a burglar. He wears a big red coat, big brown boots, and his big round belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He’s Santa Claus. He’s thick. And he’s HOT.
What begins as a simple misunderstanding, develops into a passion Holly never knew she needed, with a man who knows her every want and desire. But Holly has a secret, one she can’t ever let Claus discover; the true reason she hates Christmas
Rose Vibrator & Clit Sucker
Not everyone has a Claus to go downtown on you, but the Rose is here for you!
- Simulate oral sex with this compact combo vibrator and suction
- 7 vibrating and suction modes
- Designed for oral play, nipples, and other erogenous zones
- Crafted to perfectly contour to your most intimate pleasure points
- Made of body-safe silicone
- Travel lock keeps toy from turning on when you least expect it
- Waterproof & rechargeable
- includes storage bag & charging base
Exclusive Sexy Santa giclee art print by MaxxFergus (priceless)
- Look at those sexy dad bod vibes!
- 5×7″ archival quality print
- Unframed so you can display it the way you’d like!
Good Head Oral Delight Gel in Holiday Flavors
We’ll surprise you 1 out of these flavors (1oz bottle): Pumpkin Pie, Spice Sugar Cookie, Gingerbread Head, White Chocolate Cranberry, and Candy Cane
- These are flavors Santa would love licking off your body
- Apply a small amount wherever you desire for a sweet, silky experience
- Sugar-free and paraben-free
- Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Flavor (Aroma), Cellulose Gum, Flavor (aroma), Rubus Idaeus (Raspberry) Fruit Extract, Fragaria Chiloensis (Strawberry) Fruit Extract, Vaccinium Angustifolium (Blueberry) Fruit Extract, Butylene Glycol, Alcohol Denatured, Sodium Saccharin, Citric Acid, Diazolidinyl Urea, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Caramel, Red 40 (Cl 16035), Yellow 6 (CI 15985), Red 33 (CI 17200)
Plus a few more surprises!
Note: This is a special, limited edition box that is not part of the monthly or quarterly subscription.
Don’t worry, boxes will ship in plain, discreet packaging. Please note that charges on your credit card or PayPal statement will be from TKL Enterprises Inc. Due to the personal nature of our items, all sales are final.