Sex toy stocking stuffers are the gifts your lover really wants.
Oh Santa, we’ve been so naughty this year. We don’t want boring socks or lip balms. We want naughty, sexy stocking stuffers. Surprise your special someone with a small but va-va-voom gift in their holiday sock this year. (There’s about 10 “stuff your stocking” jokes here, but I will refrain.)
Never judge a sexy gift by its size. These small but mighty sex toys will keep you entertained. Some are good for solo play for nights you’re too tired to participate. Others will make you want to jump your partner right away. Just remember to hang these naughty stockings in your bedroom, away from the rest of your family.
Sex Fortunes Tarot Cards for Lovers ($13.99) Predict what sexual adventures are in your future! Use these tarot cards with the included instructions or draw a card for foreplay inspiration.
Strip Bedroom Blackjack Sex Card Game ($6.99) Not into poker? How about blackjack with naughty instructions?
Lovehoney Strawberry Flavor Edible Massage Oil ($7.99): Pair with a bottle of bubbly. Sensual massages will be more lickable with an edible, flavored massage oil. This 1oz bottle means you can pack it in your carryon. Also available in vanilla and cherry.
Doc Johnson Good Head Flavoured Lube Tingle Drops ($12.99 for 3 pack): Who doesn’t want more tingle during oral sex? Just squeeze a few drops on your tongue before heading downtown. Three-pack has watermelon, green apple and strawberry.
Oh! Kiss Me Lipstick vibe ($16.99) gives a new meaning to “I need to freshen up in the ladies room.” Tuck this lipstick vibe into your purse for any emergency that might arise. Every woman needs a tube of red lipstick, right?
TENGA Egg Lovers Heart ($10): Inside this egg is a one-time use masturbation sleeve for him. The soft lining with textured hearts will increase his pleasure and take the hand job to a whole new level. Make sure to include some water based lube with this egg. (Check out the video on the product page for how it works.)
Tracey Cox EDGE Optimum Pleasure Vibrating Ring ($19.99) Vibrating c-rings are a fun, easy way to add a toy to your bedroom. The ring makes his erection last longer while the small but powerful vibe does magic on the woman’s clitoris. (This vibe has a video too!)
Which of these sex toys would you want in your stocking?
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