Naughty Christmas Cards (Free Printable)

Sure presents are lovely under the tree, but sexy time and orgasms can relieve that holiday stress. Show someone how much you lust them this holiday with our free naughty Christmas cards printable.

We couldn’t resist some holiday puns. #sorrynotsorry

We’ve designed 4 different printables that you can gift to your special someone(s) and add naughty fun to their Christmas. Download the PDF and print it on your favorite cardstock. Some of the cards include:

When I think of you, I touch my elf.

I like you how I like my Christmas trees: erect

Also included are

All I want for Christmas is you. Naked
I can’t wait to unwrap your package.

Naughty Christmas Card Printable

The card is free to download! No email needed, but you’re welcome to join our list for exciting news, book recs, and sexy tips.

Instructions

To download your card, click here for the PDF or click on the image below. Save to your device before printing. File is for personal use only.

Printing instructions: Open in Adobe Acrobat Reader. Print on letter sized cardstock (8.5×11″) and choose “Actual size.” If the lines are cut off, check your printer margins or use the “Fit to page” option. Cut the cards into 4 and hand out to your special someone!