Sex Toy Advent Calendars Exist & You Need One (Or Two)

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This has been updated for 2019. We’ll continue to updated it as more boxes are announced.

Your friends have been holding out on you, but we won’t:  Sex toy advent calendars are a thing.

Let us repeat. Sex toy advent calendars exist.

Screw the chocolate! Give us 24 days of lingerie, lube, and sex toys to rock our world in December. And many more months to come. (See what we did there?)

We did the heavy lifting the last couple of years and shared live unboxing videos of the best sex toy advent calendars out there. We’ve put our orders in for this years’ calendars to share with you. They’ll be here soon. In the meantime, treat yourself to one of these erotic advent calendars and unbox them live with us in December.

Best Sex Toy Advent Calendars

Bijoux Indiscrets Advent Calendar

Bijoux Indiscrets makes sensual adornments for the stylish woman. Their 12 Days of Sexy Gift Set Calendar offers luxe pasties, a whip necklace, gorgeous handcuffs, and more. The star–ahem, diamond, of the show is Twenty-One, their gold, diamond shaped vibrator. The box is valued at $338.

Lovehoney Sex Toy Advent Calendar

If size matters to you–who are we kidding, size matters–then Lovehoney’s Best Sex of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar is for you. The very long, full girth, very gorgeous gift box contains 24 doors with everything from pasties to handcuffs to butt plugs. It’s also the best bang for your buck at $150 and is valued at $320. It sells out early every year, so don’t wait to get yours.

We-Vibe Discover Box

Looking to build a collection of high quality toys for your armoire? We recommend the new Discover Gift Box from We-Vibe, which offers $349 worth of luxe products for only $249. This year We-Vibe has partnered with Womanizer to provide the very best collection of sex toys. Inside the 12 mini-boxes, you’ll find the We-Vibe couples vibrator, a Womanizer Starlet (orgasm in seconds!), and more! We won’t ruin the surprise.

Ella Paradis Sex Toy Advent Calendar

This year Ella Paradis is back with their most erotic calendar ever: their Sex Toy Advent Calendar Gift Box. You’ll receive 24 gifts, which hold items from high quality brands such as  Fun Factory, Shunga, and Bijoux Indiscrets. Also included is a booklet with tips and play suggestions. The box is valued at $400.

Ella Paradis also has other gift boxes that aren’t technically advent calendars, but look just as fun:

Better Love Premium Sex Toy Box with We-Vibe

Better Love Premium Box is designed for solo play and couples. Includes a We-Vibe couples toy and more deluxe items valued at $400.

Ella Paradis Naughty Box Bondage Set

Better Love Naughty Box is designed for both beginner and intermediate kinksters. Includes Valued at $250. A great way to build your bondage gear collection!

Lovehoney Lingerie Advent Calendar

Technically not sex toys, but equally sexy is Lovehoney’s 12 Nights of Seduction Lingerie Calendar (available in one size & plus size).  With a box this size, obviously this lingerie that will be thin, lacey, and can be ripped off–just like in your favorite romance novel! Makes a great companion to one of the above toy boxes!

Which one of these boxes floats your boat? They are all limited edition so don’t wait to order yours.

While you wait for your advent calendar(s) to arrive, catch up on our previous best sex toy advent calendar unboxings.

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